How to survive a super hottttt summer.
A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
Most likely, you just spent 7 months complaining about how HORRIBLY cold it was... so when the humidity is at 100% just remember in Febuary you were praying for heat.
Most likely, you just spent 7 months complaining about how HORRIBLY cold it was... so when the humidity is at 100% just remember in Febuary you were praying for heat.
-Thank you.
Naturally upon the first hot day of summer you will consider the following as 3 solid options:
- Buy a sweet ass house with a gigantic pool....duh.
- Hire someone to pour you drinks...all day long.
- Hire a cook >> that way you don't have to prepare ANY meals in a hott kitchen.
However, if you were to decide to have a summer like this, you might end up loosing $200,000.
So, let's come up with some other ideas to keep you cool and save you some mulllahhhh$$
- Water. It. is. FREE. So drink it, sit in it, play in it...etc.
- Buy a kiddie pool and place it on your patio/porch. You can choose to sit in it or just put your feet in it-- in order to cool you down. Throw some ice in there if it isn't cold enough.
- Water Balloons. {aren't that great for the earth but they are fun}
- Set up a fan...outside. Sounds silly but you can add a breeze to your sweety self with one of these magically devices. Mwahaha.
- Check out this misting fan.... if you were to buy this, you better chain it to your patio! They are PRICEY!! $$$ >>>Just Kidding! They are like $8.oo #saywhat Mistaway
- A cooooool TOWEL. Place a cold towel on the back of your neck.
- Run your wrists under cold water #zerodollarsspent <-- it will help cool your body down.
- Eat cold & refreshing fruit #lovefruit
- Have a bucket of water that gets dumped on you every 15 minutes. [[This maybe a tough one... but I am sure you have a friend that would love to dump a bucket of water on your head haha]]
Find a river and go swimming! {Be aware of what might be in that river. Don't go swimming with any great whites or alligators lol}- Go Fishing! A lot of the time the river, lake or the ocean is a prefect place to find not only water but a breeze! Make sure you bring your fishing rod and a buddy >> Check out some of our adventures/gear Here!
- Sit in a Hammock... in the shade of course!
- Splash Pads/Splash pools, seem to be a big thing down south! So try to find one! Usually they are only for childern though... sorry!
- By a shade for your patio/ porch... shield yourself from the sun!! Lol
- Oh did I mention you should drink your WATER.......
- Get a regular hat or something to cover your head and put it in water... then put it on your head!! YAY! I love doing this lol!
Basically, if you live near a sink, pool or WalMart, you will survive.
Find the water: drink it and use it!
PS- If you have some fun, helpful and creative ideas...PLEASE Share them below!! :)
